I’ve come here from France. I’ve come to have sex with your family.
OH… me scusi…. me scusi….
(Source: bee--box)
Weight Loss Blog
I lost three lbs!
I started Weight Watchers again two weeks ago, last week I lost 3 lbs, I haven’t checked this week, but I don’t know if I lost anything. I am studying for my insurance license and stress isn’t the best factor in weight loss, but I have been trying to eat GOOD food, not junk. The only thing that I am having a problem with is cutting the soda. I only have one can a day, but I can’t drink diet (The nutrasweet gives me a migraine) and there is no coffee in the building after 12. And I need something to keep me going with all the reading and studying.
What I need to do is start exercising. I know I know… this is an excuse. But I am so exhausted by the end of the day that the last thing I want to do is exercise, and I already wake up at 5:30. After I get this licensing (Thursday) I am going to start!
I hate it when
you don’t wanna go near a spider, cuz you’re scared as shit
and someone’s like “the spider’s more afraid of you than you are of it.”
And it’s like “BITCH, DID IT TELL YOU THAT?”
But its a really big ass spider
(Source: freckledfiction)


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